I'm so green to Twitter I get excited when someone follows me. It's not like a Facebook follow, where you jump for joy when your grandmother sends you a Friend Request. It's that adrenaline rush of connecting with a random someone and knowing that your Tweet has been unleashed on the world for all to dissect and laugh at. This is why Twitter excites me more than Facebook. The limits of self-promotion are endless. But now I should probably get off this blog and poke one of my second cousins.